I watched flies fuck on channel 11

...shaking like a dog shittin' razorblades

Lydia gives great head and is dead.
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I'm half fiction, half documentary.

you can find my writing at my writing lj here.

I am the Alison Mosshart of Livejournal.

My boyfriend is Evan Goldberg of Superbad.

My best friend is imaginary.

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